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Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 11:19pm - health - by Angelica - Canada (Ontario)

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As long as you don't hold your 4 year old, I heard they've been unclipping dresses at weddings lately...

#11 - On 05/26/2011 at 2:51am by IMveryHUNGRY

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Well it is an incentive now isn't it?!

#2 - On 05/26/2011 at 2:45am by marinus

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