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Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML


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On 05/18/2011 at 12:38am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

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hippie doctor....

#1 - On 05/18/2011 at 6:00am by torio123

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Did he drive up in a fried-out combie?

From the hippie trail, head full of zombie?

He's probably right about the vitamins -- it's good to see there are some doctors out there who are not in the pocket of Big Pharma . . . or, for that matter, Big Shoe ;)

#2 - On 05/18/2011 at 6:05am by perdix

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