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Today, I had to call the doctor to go and have them remove a tick that had got stuck to my man-parts while fishing. The receptionist laughed, she thought I was prank calling. FML

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That thing is not used for fishing.

#2 - On 05/05/2011 at 2:52am by dreamering

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You're probably mistaking the tick for your wiener, OP.

#10 - On 05/05/2011 at 3:00am by GravyGuy

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