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Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22852) - you deserved it (2018)

On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)

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yea, that will happen trying to catch shit with your face.....

#2 - On 04/23/2011 at 6:11am by ImaWiseGuy

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BOOM, headshot.

#20 - On 04/23/2011 at 6:58am by Trololololololo

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