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Today, I went to a fast-food joint and ordered off of the $1.00 menu to save money. Five hours later I go to the hospital with food-poisoning. After a whole day of not eating, crapping, puking, having tests, and an bunch of IV fluids, my $1.00 burger ended up costing me $2,000 in bills. Really. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (111615) - you deserved it (13905)

On 05/02/2009 at 12:56am - health - by Sick (woman) - United States (Florida)

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