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Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20138) - you deserved it (4254)

On 02/17/2011 at 6:12am - health - by stillchubby (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Use that new energy and outlook to march your ass to the cabinet, grab a needle and thread, and sew that bitch back on even tighter this time.

#5 - On 02/17/2011 at 10:09am by amerwin

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Don't get ahead of yourself. Feeling better about yourself and more energetic is the first step. The loosing of the weight comes in later steps.

#10 - On 02/17/2011 at 10:47am by Jimboom

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