Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00am. FML

by Anonymous / 12/30/2010 at 12:08am / United Kingdom / Health

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  • You should keep you vermouth shut, act very Cosmopolitan, and rum like the wind instead of letting your bad feelings ferment. Just whiskey yourself away for a while (maybe to Manhattan?) from that toxic situation. Maybe go someplace warm, watch a tequila sunrise and have sex on the beach with a girl named Margarita. Staying and wining or making a big brewhaha won't help. But be supportive and there is a martini tiny chance she will liquor problem eventually.

    #51 - On 12/30/2010 at 10:03am by DocBastard

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  • It's party time somewhere :)

    #5 - On 12/30/2010 at 6:14am by ScreamAimFire

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