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Today, I caught my mom trying to get secretly smashed out of her brain-box on booze at 8:00am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13573) - you deserved it (1816)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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You should keep you vermouth shut, act very Cosmopolitan, and rum like the wind instead of letting your bad feelings ferment. Just whiskey yourself away for a while (maybe to Manhattan?) from that toxic situation. Maybe go someplace warm, watch a tequila sunrise and have sex on the beach with a girl named Margarita. Staying and wining or making a big brewhaha won't help. But be supportive and there is a martini tiny chance she will liquor problem eventually.

#51 - On 12/30/2010 at 10:03am by DocBastard

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I'm not sensing the problem here, OP. I am smashed by 9 AM everyday. Some may say I have a problem, but hey, at least I'm not out lighting shitty bags on fire and slaughtering Asians and homeless people.

#1 - On 12/30/2010 at 6:07am by FFML_314

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