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Today, my girlfriend fell down the stairs and broke her ankle. She also had a bruise on her leg due to her friend biting her. I spent the night in the hospital to be there for her and support her, but I should have expected that the nurses would treat me like a criminal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23059) - you deserved it (1742)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:22pm - health - by khaelian (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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#4 - On 11/10/2010 at 4:04pm by BrandonG

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Why did her friend bite her? Gosh, all these vampire movies and tv shows have people going crazy! : )

#8 - On 11/10/2010 at 4:09pm by green_eyes124

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