1. Disassemble your bike.
2. Reattach the handlebars to a wheel and screw the pedals to the wheel nuts.
3. Become "Boskov the Unicycle Master of the World".
4. Get a circus contract.
5. Use the money to buy yourself your own gym and hire a personal trainer.
6. Now become Boskov the strongest man alive.
7. Eat your unicycle to simultaneously become the toughest man alive.
8. Buy a condo in Florida and live happily ever after.
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at least it wasnt "i was riding a bike and my chain snapped right before a was able to stop at a cliff"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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