Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

by parisite / 10/01/2010 at 4:35am / Health

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  • at least it wasnt "i was riding a bike and my chain snapped right before a was able to stop at a cliff"

    #1 - On 10/01/2010 at 6:08am by TheWhiteDemon

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  • 1. Disassemble your bike.
    2. Reattach the handlebars to a wheel and screw the pedals to the wheel nuts.
    3. Become "Boskov the Unicycle Master of the World".
    4. Get a circus contract.
    5. Use the money to buy yourself your own gym and hire a personal trainer.
    6. Now become Boskov the strongest man alive.
    7. Eat your unicycle to simultaneously become the toughest man alive.
    8. Buy a condo in Florida and live happily ever after.

    #16 - On 10/01/2010 at 6:30am by mrahhhhh

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