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Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML

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1. Disassemble your bike.
2. Reattach the handlebars to a wheel and screw the pedals to the wheel nuts.
3. Become "Boskov the Unicycle Master of the World".
4. Get a circus contract.
5. Use the money to buy yourself your own gym and hire a personal trainer.
6. Now become Boskov the strongest man alive.
7. Eat your unicycle to simultaneously become the toughest man alive.
8. Buy a condo in Florida and live happily ever after.

#16 - On 10/01/2010 at 6:30am by mrahhhhh

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at least it wasnt "i was riding a bike and my chain snapped right before a was able to stop at a cliff"

#1 - On 10/01/2010 at 6:08am by TheWhiteDemon

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