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Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML

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On 09/27/2010 at 3:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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well u guess you could say u tried?

#3 - On 09/27/2010 at 6:12am by doublelover

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Just put some music on and tune it out. I hate needles too.. but when push comes to shove I can at least look away and think of something else.

#17 - On 09/27/2010 at 6:17am by Jimboom

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