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Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78223) - you deserved it (3563)

On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Ian (man) - United States (Ohio)

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