You what now?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2013 16:14 - United States - Redmond

Today, I got home from work a little late due to bad traffic. My wife kissed me, then flew into a rage and swore that I had the taste of penis on my lips, accusing me of cheating on her with a guy. Apparently she got this insane "test your man" idea from some Cosmo-type magazine. FML
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perdix 29

She probably just had the taste of penis on her lips and got confused. Honest mistake, no harm done :D

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meherm 11

Taste like penis? Really?

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blackwidowtaco 31

If your wife is letting a silly magazine amp up her insecurities and put ideas in her head about her marriage, then you've got bigger problems.

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Those type of magazines are nothing but trouble

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I'm convinced that Cosmo magazine has destroyed more relationships in the last 50 years than all the prostitutes in North America.

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lyncecelia 13

I guess...if the dude doesn't wash it properly....ick.

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TheDrifter 23

Well, lips have a taste, so does neck (the same one if she's not wearing flavored lip gloss) so I would assume the rest of a person has a taste too.

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holly_fly 34

It can taste like his cologne smells, clothes detergent, the man's natural smell (not sweat, like if he got out of the shower and laid down without putting any cologne/deodorant on), his body wash if he JUST got out of the shower... Lots of NON sweat tastes.

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carecow 16

I don't want to know how many relationships that goes to hell because of jealousy and cosmo's "articles".

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graceinsheepwear 33

Seven. Seven relationships.

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sammyjanette 17

I hope I never find out what penis tastes like.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Now what fun is that?

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rebellionwars 11

Your wife is an idiot. A penis doesn't have a taste, the cum does. Your wife is really a moron.

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MzZombicidal 36

Thanks for clarifying...

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monnanon 13

tastes like skin i find. which i know sounds really wierd but it does.

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holly_fly 34

Actually, It can taste like his cologne smells, clothes detergent, the man's natural smell (not sweat, like if he got out of the shower and laid down without putting any cologne/deodorant on), his body wash if he JUST got out of the shower... So yes, it does have a taste.

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ViviMage 38

She knows what a penis tastes like how?

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Shrike 23

Oh wow, another sheltered idiot. I shouldn't read the comments in reverse.

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graceinsheepwear 33

You can't figure that out why?

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