You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
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jpoole 4

Your friends are retarded.

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WCARlover 34

How awkward...it's pretty cruel that that is the way they decided to tell you...

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Comments

every1luvsboners 11

Don't knock it until you try it. If I was a woman I'd be the biggest ***** lesbian on this planet.

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HahaBoy 0

I thought u was a woman

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tsim_fml 0

haha, boy you funny

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's how I see it, 12.

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ellietheginger 0

Your ******* awesome.

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2ndSucks 15

Did you enjoy the date?

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KateWesley44 0

thats uncool! ): sorry OP! talk some sense into those friends.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Lol I know how you feel OP. My friends mistake me for being gayy all the time. xD xD

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Wederoney 16

Well... judging by your profile pic that's not very surprising.

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BeefyQueef 5

Judging by your picture I don't find it hard to believe

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ikickgingers 15

26 and 28 - FOAD

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IPoopedOnU 12

Maybe it's the purple hair... Btw ur hair is awesome!

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koolkat27 13

or that you look like a poser.

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Wederoney 16

How do you know you're not a lesbian if you've never tried?

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screamo_neve 12

Well she doesn't have to "try" it to see if she's a lesbian. Maybe she just isn't sexually attractive to women.

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Isoldael 27

Attracted* wouldn't normally correct it but here it changes the meaning of the comment

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screamo_neve 12

It's kind of sad how they're your friends and they wouldn't ask you personally instead of setting something up like this. Then again they're trying to help you find someone! So they care... Somewhat...

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tabarnak_fml 7

"Today, I was set up on a blind date. I got there early to get a table and I see this girl coming at the table. Seems like when I talk about boys, my friends think I'm kidding. FML"

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Shampoo97 1

I'm sorry, but this just made my day. your friends are crazily retarted

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