Transportation, Sex, AITA and Intimacy: WTF lady?

WTF lady?

By headdesk - 25/06/2014 05:41 - United States - Kaneohe

Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2021 08:01 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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By Lazy - 20/09/2009 12:03 - Australia

Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML

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By badhabit - 31/05/2019 22:00

Today, I went out with my ex-girlfriend, with whom I have a good friendship with and am in fact still in love. I picked her up at her house and we had a perfect night together that ended with sex in my car. As I dropped her off, she turned to me and said, "I hope you know we're just friends." FML

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Who are you?

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 04:00

Today, as my date and I were climbing into bed, she casually mentioned she’s never had an anonymous one night stand before. We work in the same office, that’s where we met. Apparently, I was always under her radar, and she assumed I was a customer instead of her coworker of 2 years. FML

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Too tired for this shit

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 00:02

Today, I met a girl at an airport before an early flight, after I’d only had 3 hours sleep. She moved here for a job in radiology. We joked, laughed, flirted, and parted ways. I told my friend, who asked why I hadn't get her number. I joked I would’ve if she'd been a doctor. He then says, “Radiologists ARE doctors, duh!” FML

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By horny and alone - 04/11/2018 03:00

Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML

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No time to lose

By Atma - 02/07/2023 03:00

Today, I spoke to my girlfriend about how we don't spend enough time talking to each other, but she went on to tell me that we'll talk about it tomorrow because she wanted to sleep. FML

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By Forgetable - 21/04/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

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By Joshua - 03/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Weatherford

Today, the woman I have been seeing said she couldn't see a future with me. This was all because I didn't text her back when I fell asleep after working a double night/morning shift. FML

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Kamon97 23

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:50

Guess the conversation never took off.

Sebastian2022 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 15:51

Next time she calls you to ask for a ride, text her "I'm not even picking up the phone". :) easy as that.

Comments

nialls_girl 13

Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:23

Maybe another co-worker told her a few things. That's weird to tell someone that barely knowing them.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:30

You should have answered "well that's fine because I'm still not interested". Anyway, I find that really weird that on the first conversation she had with you, she asked you for such a favour. Talk about conceited...

FroggerForReal 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:39

Idk to new just by her saying that it would appear that she was thinking of it the whole time. she could be playing hard to get (but she's not very good at it) . you may be in luck. try to converse with her more

EvilLittleMan 23

Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:51

Just tell the conceited wench seven is your preferred number and that's reserved for Rosey Palm, her five sisters and you.

ocramavaf 15

Friday 27 June 2014 23:58

explain, would you kindly?

lina21 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 17:58

It's kinda weird that she asked someone she had never talked to to pick her up from the airport anyway. She sounds like a freak OP. I would just stay clear

Borunda94 7

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:05

#airplaneprobz

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:13

Wow who has an inflated ago that's turned them into a bitch. I wouldn't do anything else for her. Good luck.

auctiongirl 10

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:22

# 17 nailed it

AxNxNxIxEx12 7

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:38

Lots of men think they are entitled to sex just because they are nice. Ever heard of the term "friend-zone"?

ShenaniganNinja 20

Wednesday 25 June 2014 18:55

Not every guy who says they are friend zoned thinks they are entitled to sex. It's also very disturbing that you think men only want sex and that a guy can't have real romantic feelings for a girl.