Facebook, Social Media and Love: WTF FML

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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You deserved it 12 222

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 586

You deserved it 520

By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 812

You deserved it 51 737

Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 367

You deserved it 274

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 412

You deserved it 5 197

By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 330

You deserved it 7 723

Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

I agree, your life sucks 572

You deserved it 406

By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

I agree, your life sucks 80 593

You deserved it 7 791

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 002

You deserved it 7 701

Haha

By Anon - 24/08/2023 10:00 - France

Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML

I agree, your life sucks 163

You deserved it 642

Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 688

You deserved it 2 023

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

genius_man16 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(

Comments

hayride1987 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:15

ur pathetic for having a crush on someone you clearly do not know!

LoveToSmile101 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:16

Lmao. that's hilarious but Fyl u have been owned.

JackR1104 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:16

#23 is correct

MooKee 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:17

He doesnt deserve you, you'll find better guys =) Also genius_man16 it's okay, gay pride all the way, buddy. :)

WildBill1337 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:18

again, people commenting are always a bunch of pricks. "you got rejected, therefore im superior to you!" do you really think that helps? funny how humans always seem to degrade each other whenever given an opportunity. i honestly hope that earth is destroyed soon. **** people.

lauren_is_chill 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:19

lmao. sucksss ! (:

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:19

I've been like that. Although I haven't had a crush on someone for a while (since November). That's unfortunate though. I hate it when they feel it necessary to swear at people they don't know; or think they don't know anyway. Maybe once he gets to know you, he'll come to find you're a nice person!

XblahhX 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:21

This doesn't make sense. You have to be buddies with him to comment on a picture. And he probably wouldn't accept someone as a from who he doesn't know.

JackR1104 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:21

#26 he said it because people saying "first" "second" etc. is extremely annoying and pointless. #27 I would love to see you point out a single comment which passes over that message.

guitardedman 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:22

that kinda sucks.. but at the same time, you do kinda deserve it if he doesn't know you that well. its just a little creepy to do shit like this over the internet, but we've all done it. he was a prick about it though