Facebook, Social Media and Love: WTF FML

WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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You deserved it 521

By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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Bye bye love, hello loneliness

By Lonley Lesbian - 17/06/2020 02:02

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML

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You deserved it 274

By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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You deserved it 5 197

By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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Confession

By Who knows - 19/02/2023 17:00 - Norway

Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML

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You deserved it 406

By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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You deserved it 7 792

Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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You deserved it 7 702

Haha

By Anon - 24/08/2023 10:00 - France

Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML

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You deserved it 642

Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

Wow, no decent person would say that to someone who commented there pic, stop liking him, he sounds like a major douche. and how does he not know u if ur friends on fb? Bt yea that really does suck, sorry =/ also #3 good point.

genius_man16 0

Friday 22 May 2009 23:05

****, I wish I had the balls to come out of the closet and ask my crush out. :(

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whensdinner 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 8:59

LOL @ 139 Crush is a disgusting word. Anywho, next time you choose to flirt with someone, do it in person! Then if he says, "Who the **** are you?", you can just punch him in the face. (:

Panicattackx5 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 10:06

sounds like a total asshole. forget him

tWitt3rBuG 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 10:26

Sounds like he's got no personality. You seriously don't want a bf like that. I mean seriously, wth swears a comment from a stranger? Gentleman say thank you or don't comment at all. Show's he's lazy as well. I mean he could've just clicked on your name to see your profile! Major douche!

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 10:58

1. facebook 2. By his use of words, you can see wat an ass he is. YDI it twice

CapriceClassic 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 11:19

DAYUM!! I almost spit out my drink from laughing when I read his response. But I'm sorry to hear that.

sexxiness2121 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:09

lmao. if it took you that much "courage" to say thats a cool picture, then maybe it was because you were unsure whether he knew you or not?? dont even waste your time cuz that dick doesnt deserve shit from you.

dg72592_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:53

cause thats creepy to comment on someone's picture if you don't know them. don't worry i've done the same thing haha but people don't take it well, try getting to know him irl first

poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 14:59

OUCHH funny but...awwwwh

Puolukka 4

Saturday 23 May 2009 15:07

I think she D-O-E-S know him...and that is exactly why him asking her her who the f*ck she is, is an FML to her...

hilaryy_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 15:23

hmm, i have an idea... GO UP AND TALK TO HIM IN THE FACE! you think he's going to go out with you cos you said nice picture on facebook? Just go up to him next time you see him and say hi. or atleast ask him something like the time. ANYTHING!