Health, Pregnancy and Awkward: WTF doc?

WTF doc?

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 21:00

Today, my doctor confirmed I’m pregnant, but she phrased it as, “I’ve got some bad news for you, you’re pregnant.” I could be wrong but should a health professional automatically assume a pregnancy is unwanted? Plus she’s spent months helping us with fertility advice. FML

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By DevastatedWoman - 11/08/2015 15:30 - Belgium - Kalmthout

Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 02:00

Today, after my girlfriend of a year got accidentally pregnant, we were discussing it, and she only just now revealed she thinks vaccines are an evil conspiracy between hospitals and drug companies, and she’s carrying my baby. The next 18 years with this mad woman are not going to go well. FML

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By EmmaG123 - 28/02/2009 05:54 - United States

Today, I sent my mom an email with "Bad news" as the subject. At the end of her reply, she said, "And don't scare me! I thought you were going to tell me you're pregnant!" I AM pregnant, and wanted to surprise her on her birthday. Guess I should get her something less disappointing. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 03:00 - Belgium - Eupen

Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML

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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By heartbroken - 07/05/2023 22:00

Today, I excitedly told my best friends I was pregnant. Their responses were, "Ewww, I hate babies", "So we're not getting brunch anymore? That sucks" and "Do you need an abortion? I know a great clinic." Not one of them congratulated me. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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idragosani 14

Monday 20 November 2023 22:54

Maybe the doctor was being sarcastic

Wadlaen 23

Monday 20 November 2023 23:53

Then I'd like to congratulate you on finally getting pregnant! And the best of luck for the future!

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Nikki 16

Monday 20 November 2023 21:25

So you want to be pregnant but FML? Someone’s wording really shouldn’t overshadow something this exciting

dreams2383 18

Wednesday 22 November 2023 3:18

she said the doctor helped them with fertility for months so she is happy. I'm guess the doctor forget the patient wanted a baby

idragosani 14

Monday 20 November 2023 22:54

Maybe the doctor was being sarcastic

Justkidding100 41

Monday 20 November 2023 23:21

she probably just didn't think or is used to hearing people react badly to that news. I'm sure she'd be happy if you are.

Wadlaen 23

Monday 20 November 2023 23:53

Then I'd like to congratulate you on finally getting pregnant! And the best of luck for the future!

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 20 November 2023 23:53

Look on the bright side. At least it wasn't misdiagnosed as something else.

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 21 November 2023 9:07

Maybe that was her humour?

FluffythePink 19

Tuesday 21 November 2023 9:30

Congratulations 🎉 She might have been trying to be funny but hell with her, go celebrate with ice cream and pickles.

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