Capitalism and Work: Worker rise up!

Worker rise up!

By Username - 04/08/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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Money for whining

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 23:59 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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You deserved it 119

Know your place

By Anonymous - 06/12/2014 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his goddamn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML

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You deserved it 9 047

By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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I don't wanna…

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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Boss man

By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 23:00

Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML

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You deserved it 146

By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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You deserved it 4 475

Sigma grind mindset

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 02:00

Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML

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By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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You deserved it 1 750

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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FuckAllOurLives 6

Friday 5 August 2011 1:33

welcome to the real world

flockz 19

Friday 5 August 2011 1:36

call ************ jones.

Comments

1958x 6

Friday 5 August 2011 3:33

What a glorious vocabulary.

Bloothebawss 9

Friday 5 August 2011 3:38

So I'm guessing I shouldn't ask you if you like your job...

icic6772 0

Friday 5 August 2011 4:06

What The ****?

marisalee 0

Friday 5 August 2011 4:11

This is the worst FML ever. This is everyone's FML. Get over it

frankwolf86 0

Friday 5 August 2011 4:18

kill him

mofran 0

Friday 5 August 2011 4:24

there's alot of other jobs you can get for minimum wage... but then again I'm from Canada, and the US' economy is crap.

tennischik211 11

Friday 5 August 2011 4:35

You have a way with words.

aitos911 0

Friday 5 August 2011 4:47

To malaka then xeri na vri tepota

blink831forever 13

Friday 5 August 2011 4:52

Well at least you have come to terms with how your life has turned out and have accepted it.

moviefreakXD 0

Friday 5 August 2011 4:52

haha sounds like my grandmother

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