Capitalism and Work: Worker rise up!

Worker rise up!

By Username - 04/08/2011 18:47 - United States

Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

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Money for whining

By Anonymous - 14/05/2021 23:59 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML

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Know your place

By Anonymous - 06/12/2014 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his goddamn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML

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By trustyourfamily - 14/09/2015 22:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss bragged to a coworker, in front of me, about how much money he saved on a project because he majorly underpays me. My boss is my dad. FML

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I don't wanna…

By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 06:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my spineless shitwhip of a boss made me go fire a notoriously abusive employee. I had to act like firing him was my decision, even though I'm the secretary. Now I get to live in constant fear that the guy was serious when he threatened to find out where I live and kill me. FML

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Boss man

By Anonymous - 13/04/2024 23:00

Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML

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By iloveZELOS - 05/07/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, my boss told me he is a superhero. He has written countless comics about his crusades and adventures. I make fifty dollars an hour less than him. FML

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Sigma grind mindset

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 02:00

Today, my boss, mentor, and gaming buddy, has officially quit. Turns out even he doesn't get paid enough to deal with this bullshit. FML

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By WeightonmyShoulders - 11/12/2015 21:10 - United States - Canandaigua

Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 16:56 - Canada

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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FuckAllOurLives 6

Friday 5 August 2011 1:33

welcome to the real world

flockz 19

Friday 5 August 2011 1:36

call ************ jones.

Comments

itsalanis 25

Friday 5 August 2011 1:40

stand up for yourself. maybe things will be different when you do.

Mysanitywins 10

Friday 5 August 2011 2:07

Do that, or get fired.

truthinlies 1

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:33

Both work

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 5 August 2011 1:41

Have a break, have a kit kat! :D

WCARlover 34

Friday 5 August 2011 1:48

This seems to be the beginning of "Horrible Bosses"...best of luck to ya

izzabella43 0

Friday 5 August 2011 5:05

yeah okay, rebecca black

WCARlover 34

Friday 5 August 2011 11:18

Are you saying I look like her? Cause I definitely don't, and by the amount of thumbs downs you got, I'd say others agree. But thanks for that input.

JPdance 5

Friday 5 August 2011 1:50

Look for a new job ?

jonn090 13

Friday 5 August 2011 1:50

Unleash your inner beast

number0 8

Friday 5 August 2011 10:31

That's what she said

mike410 0

Friday 5 August 2011 1:55

Sounds like your his bitch, that's your own fault...

supimnyancat 9

Friday 5 August 2011 1:57

When I'm home alone, I pretend to be a carrot.

Mysanitywins 10

Friday 5 August 2011 2:09

I enjoy my corner, why thank you.

onthetoilet 3

Friday 5 August 2011 2:01

Sucks to be you

avanth 2

Friday 5 August 2011 2:03

I so laughed

himynameischeese 6

Friday 5 August 2011 2:03

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Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML

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Today, my step mom and her kids moved in. This is my first night sharing a room with her daughter. She snores, sleep talks, and sleep scratches the side of the bed creating a sound like nails on a chalkboard. FML

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Today, my sister told me that the only reason I like one guy is because he looks exactly like the guy that dumped me. I showed her two pictures to argue against it, and ended up proving her right. FML

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Today, I work at a private pool where I can get up to six people in for free. Naturally, I invited my crush. She brought her boyfriend. FML

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