Why would you say that?

By Rowaelin16 - 23/08/2016 02:50 - United States - Chicago

Spicy
Today, my family and I finally moved out of our apartment, and into a more accommodating house. However, as we were leaving, my brother leans over and whispers in my ear, "I've masturbated in every room of that apartment, but it was the best in your room." We've lived there for 3 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 029
You deserved it 1 476

Same thing different taste

Comments

lukcy_basartd 11

Well that's pretty ****** off. I'd probably lose my mind and throw a cocktail of hornets and firecrackers at him in his sleep. Let the games begin, you owe it to yourself to get him back. Who knows what other shit he's done..think about your toothbrush..food..you oughta buy your own food keep most of your hygienic products under lock n key in your room. Maybe invest in some pepper spray and an air horn shit I dunno but good luck OP?

amileah13 26

Totally inappropriate thing to say, especially to a sibling. Not weirded out at all.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

i wonder why the hell anyone would think that OP deserved it?

catanita 18

If you are going to have your own room place a motion activated camera with web access so you can see whoever is in your room. So, you can catch him red handed.

Make his room in your new place the designated chicken chocking room. Have friends over and make it a real party.

AirBusDriver 23