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Where on Earth do you work?

By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

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You deserved it 3 914

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By Tom - 06/06/2017 11:00 - United States - Antelope

Today, I went for my usual morning run. Halfway through, I needed to pee, so I found a perfect bush… to walk in on a lady who had also stopped to pee. I was called a pervert. FML

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You deserved it 448

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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You deserved it 3 807

By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

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You deserved it 3 550

By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 407

By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 26 411

By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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You deserved it 5 990

By Sleeper_C3ll - 04/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 872

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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You deserved it 4 953

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By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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You deserved it 36 928

By Polmkk - 14/02/2019 15:00 - United States

Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML

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SBittick 20

Friday 23 October 2015 16:08

where the **** do you work!?!

datkenna 20

Friday 23 October 2015 16:03

I want a follow up

Comments

Dommon 7

Friday 23 October 2015 16:10

high standards of them since doing stuff like that in bushes.

MortenM 17

Friday 23 October 2015 18:15

Yea. They should've done it in the bathroom so op could walk in on them on his piss break in the proper environment

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 23 October 2015 16:11

Well, at least you're not the only one embarrassed in this situation.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 23 October 2015 16:17

I think them getting it on would be more awkward than you making water

Dexter83_fml 17

Friday 23 October 2015 16:17

Your office sounds awesome !

mj5229 9

Friday 23 October 2015 16:24

Sounds like a " I won't tell if you won't" moment

Amorettex 19

Friday 23 October 2015 18:16

Pretty much lol

pokemyeyes 23

Friday 23 October 2015 16:26

this is hilarious

beeferjay 34

Friday 23 October 2015 16:33

I sense a water works sequel in the making...

olpally 32

Friday 23 October 2015 16:36

Like a boss. That's ******* hysterical. Lmfao!

Internetflakes 13

Friday 23 October 2015 22:58

i see you on literally every FML...

captainsmegma 12

Friday 23 October 2015 16:44

Is your company hiring? Sounds like a fun place to work.

thatsme293 28

Friday 23 October 2015 16:49

This is one of the best fmls I've ever read.

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Where on Earth do you work?

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