What the **** was that?

By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
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frickyourlives 0

I can only assume you have no arms, as when falling, first instinct is to use your arms to protect and steady yourself.

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ipod_addict 0

oh no something is on my shoulder! im gonna go jump off the toilet and hit my face on the toilet paper!

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perdix 29

Shave your chest, Sasquatch! Don't repeat this story to anyone. Tell them your boyfriend beat you -- instead of thinking you are an idiot, they'll wonder why you deserved it.

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bloodyhell9398 0

ydi for saying "bum cheek"

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ralphyr 0

you are a dumb **** and quit flooding this board.

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Mx_Rider 6

bum cheek slipped off the seat and into a toilet... Nice...sounds kinky like an amateur doing her first fail **** scene.

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Zoockey 5

Thats what my coach calls Rotsdom. Meaning: Dumb like a rock

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VeryNice329 0

getting hurt on a toilet is funny. when something as simple as peeing leads to catastrophy how can you not chuckle...just a little?

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