What the **** was that?

By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
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frickyourlives 0

I can only assume you have no arms, as when falling, first instinct is to use your arms to protect and steady yourself.

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ipod_addict 0

oh no something is on my shoulder! im gonna go jump off the toilet and hit my face on the toilet paper!

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meatkilla73 0

I didn't think people in the UK had a public system? I thought people just took a dump or a piss wherever they felt like it. Idk. That's what it felt like when I was over there. There was trash everywhere and everything and everyone reeked of piss.

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honestlove11 0

umm.. what the heck, where were you in the uk?

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alexabee19 0

that really sucks, but you shouldn't have freaked out like that, I mean who does that??!!

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chutia 0

sounds like you have a nice big bum .. and yes did your poop also spread all around the seat...

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jackydanglers 0

nom nom - when you comin over to make breakfast?

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mallen 0

oh lord I bet you felt like an idiot

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lovergirl7 1

ok I do this all the time minus falling into the toilet, my hair scares the shit out of me!

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redbeater 5

YDI for freaking out like that.

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