What the **** was that?

By Hatty - 14/03/2010 10:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
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frickyourlives 0

I can only assume you have no arms, as when falling, first instinct is to use your arms to protect and steady yourself.

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ipod_addict 0

oh no something is on my shoulder! im gonna go jump off the toilet and hit my face on the toilet paper!

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XxxTeamxxJacobxx 0

this reminds me of the one about the girl in the bath and she sees her hair on her shoulder and thought it was a spider so she screamed Sa

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tchaikovsky93 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thank you for making my day.

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zombieboy78 4

So you say you were " SITTING ON THE TOILET, SITTING ON THE TOILET, SITTING ON THE TOILET,GOTTA FLUSH"

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dhooks111490 8

You fell off a toilet...just let that sink in for awhile ok?

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SiraSiemens 21

i'm sorry i laughed. coulda happned to me too. were you high or are you just that fearful?

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