What's wrong with me?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 08:30 - Netherlands

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Today, I had sex with my new boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he said, "I know women who would be really self-conscious about nipples like that. I love that you accept yourself." I had no clue there was anything odd about my nipples. FML
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mona_is_here 10

He better open his mouth only during oral.

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hairt 4

tell him his penis was starting to look funny. like a swollen banana

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mightymart 5

wow, what a shitty thing to say for a first intimate moment.. Nice boyfriend you have..

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noeeluv21 0

:O What a douche!

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Spastastic 6

Eh... breasts vary a LOT in appearance; OP's are probably fine, especially if she had never thought there was anything weird about them.

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JayStorm 0

want me to check em out? see if there good, or if hes just an idiot? lol

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XYZzzzzzzz 0

thats how he isbteaking up with u

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samanthar 0

i woulda came back with yeah i know. i know alot of men would be self consious if their penis was as small as urs too. its so sad

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