Gross, Parents and Kids: What am I doing?

What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By nutrigrain123 - 23/05/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML

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Better out than in

By Anonymous - 27/11/2022 06:00

Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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By boogerbrain - 09/12/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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By scarred4life - 27/04/2011 14:05 - Canada

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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Caught in 4K

By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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Quest_ 13

Wednesday 24 February 2010 16:08

That is ******* disgusting. I think I hate you for putting the scenario in my head. Also, YDI for absentmindedly playing with your child's snot instead of putting it straight in the trash. Or, say, removing it with a tissue in the first place.

o_ospacedout 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 16:05

eww that's soo gross!

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Knod 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 19:36

You're disgusting.

BestestMama 6

Friday 22 October 2010 7:09

come on people its funny. as long as its not yu i dont see how its disgusting. - super hilarious

allisophie 0

Friday 29 October 2010 20:47

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose.

soralightryuke 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 7:11

what the hell!!!!!! that gross!

Boobles89 9

Friday 21 January 2011 22:12

You're the most disgusting person ever. You totally deserved it for being retarded enough to post with it in the first place.

ZoZo17_fml 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 23:24

I just threw up

cheyAnn 0

Monday 2 May 2011 19:25

You did that without using a tissue..?

Twiztidbunny 0

Friday 27 May 2011 6:17

0.o .... *speechless*

Jazzalyn 10

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:56

I read the 2nd part of the FML first, saw the part from "pointer finger" onwards and thought OP was absentmindedly chewing on her finger and was thinking - but, wouldn't that be really painful? Then I read it. I won't say FYL or YDI because that's just kind of awkward, I think.