What a Q-tip

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch

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Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
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grahmagog 14

Clean your ears more often and you'll understand why

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LyraAlluse 25

It sounds like he found a new hobby. At least his ears will be squeaky clean.

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ViviMage 38

Either cleaning his ears is orgasmic, or you are bad in bed. And tell him to stop using q-tips! He could puncture his eardrums!

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worldclassrager 39

Does that pull back his fingers far enough to make those noises?

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StacyRenae 9

Have you tried it? Better than most sex I've had in awhile.

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buckdharma 36

" Ear" is a pot smoker's main vocabulary word. Ex- ( inhales deeply*) EARrrr.

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B1ackthesun 31

What on earth are you on about? It's nonsense like this that gives people the impression any one who enjoys marijuana must be a dribbling idiot.

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buckdharma 36

It doubles your chances of becoming psychotic while severely impairing motor skills, so forget basketball, but you were half right.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Bite his ear next time you guys are busy.... You will have him playing hide n seek in no time. 1 2 3 here i cum lol

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badguy500 4

I dont see anything wrong with the fact that the man enjoys cleaning his ears

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russfml 31

Ahah now I know I'm not the only one!

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