What a Q-tip

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch

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Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
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grahmagog 14

Clean your ears more often and you'll understand why

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olpally 32

Thats just weird. Haha.

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graceinsheepwear 33

So you've learned that his ears are an erogenous zone. And that they're clean. So nibble at them and see what happens. Think of it as an ear-ly warning system to gauge his arousal.

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MrConcise 34

This FML confused me grammatically. Anyhow, your boyfriend has an ear fetish. I suggest dressing as a sexy Link, that dude has fine lobes.

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Futacy 29

I don't mean to mud up the water, but I don't think he was really cleaning out his ears.

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darwinism 30

Just tell him to think of your ****** as one big wet ear and see how that goes. Maybe he will start making noises neither of you have heard before.

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perdix 29

With his weird ear fetish, you just better hope he doesn't wind up getting hearing AIDS.

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Enslaved 36

My boyfriend thinks I like it in the ear because every time he tries to put it in my mouth-- I turn my head. :P

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davincidasecond 24

Well, cleaning ears (especially with some warm water) feels pretty good. I just hope he doesn't do it WHILE you two have sex, that would be the weirdest shit I've ever heard of

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jenn1808 16

Sadly, I've heard of weirder shit. The Internet is full of horrible surprises.

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davincidasecond 24

Well, in his defense cleaning ears (especially with some warm water) feels pretty damn good. I just hope he doesn't do it WHILE you two have sex, that would be the weirdest shit I've ever heard of.

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processengineer 9

sometimes its loke quenching the un scratch able itch

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