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By Fired - 08/04/2011 11:58

Today, I stepped outside my office building for a smoke break and I witnessed a mugging so I ran over to stop it. I succeeded in getting mugged instead of the original target. I then couldn't get into my building until a coworker left an hour later. My boss was mad and still doesn't believe me. FML

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By chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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Leg it

By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia

Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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I hate Mondays

By Leaving Early Fail - 12/01/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, moments after leaving early, my boss emails me asking if I'm in the office. After an illegal U-turn, running a stop sign, parking in a visitor spot, and sneaking back to my desk, I find out she was locked out of the building but had since found her keys and let herself back in. FML

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You deserved it 11 712

By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML

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By xxx - 03/09/2017 04:29

Today, at a meeting, I had a heated argument with the only female employee at the office. A little later, I managed to hit her in the face with a door, giving her a bruise. Nobody believes it was an accident. FML

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Friday 8 April 2011 16:08

I know your name, it's Clark Can't, or is it Bruise Wayne?

Ummmmyeah 0

Friday 8 April 2011 15:56

well at least you prevented the original target from getting mugged.

Comments

ZTD09 2

Friday 8 April 2011 23:50

By that logic I should be able to get the Mona Lisa tattooed on my ass and get instant win points, right?

Lucky10 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:11

next time enstead of smoking get a twix and think this over. Muggers usually are armed and you are lucky he/she didn't harm or kill you.

jordanprodigy023 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:14

YDI for smoking that cancer stick

MissTierraBrooke 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:29

Wow see dnt smoke lol that really sucks

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 9 April 2011 0:35

Ydi for smoking

Valdrek 26

Saturday 9 April 2011 1:20

hold your head high bro, you stepped in there so one day carma will help you out

scrapmetal58 9

Saturday 9 April 2011 1:39

At first my mind read it as 'muggle' haha.

janise 2

Saturday 9 April 2011 1:45

If the mugger had a weapon then YDI for trying to be a hero. If not, I don't really see how you could end up being mugged instead. Generally, muggers w/o weapons are only able to mug someone because of blitz attacks (basically attack from behind).

mz_booty 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 4:33

58 keep ur nose outta it!! it was a joke from another comment we had made to each other!!! so back off and believe what u want!!! why would I steal someones picture!! I'm not that low!!