Intimacy: We all do it. Don't we?

We all do it. Don't we?

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend scratch her crotch and then sniff her fingers. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By GroosedOut - 20/08/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I saw my wife pick her nose and suck on her fingers. We're 38. FML

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Nailed it

By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 11:26 - Australia

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 16:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I finally got to see my girlfriend's mouth open with pleasure… while she was scratching a bug bite. FML

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By footfood - 27/06/2011 14:56 - Slovenia

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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By bootyislife - 03/02/2015 04:36 - United States - Seattle

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to give me a naked massage. She straddled my back and started rubbing, then she sneezed and peed on me. FML

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By Harry Dare - 02/09/2011 16:31 - United Kingdom

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

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Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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christa953 12

Monday 30 August 2010 16:03

and?? I've seen boys do that too. lol

nuts_in_your_fac 1

Monday 30 August 2010 16:04

That's hot. Scratch 'n sniff.

Comments

MRCC_fml 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 8:51

what's wrong with that. haven't you ever scratched your balls or ass then smelled it everybody does it don't deny you don't do it

dannyboytexas 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 17:29

Lol lol so funny

Marinov 0

Friday 3 September 2010 1:14

Lol time for new gf

salty123456 0

Friday 3 September 2010 2:22

I ALWAYS smell my fingers after scratching myself ( I'm a girl) and I don't think it's weird so don't dump her!

denisseDGAF 0

Friday 3 September 2010 7:11

pshh thats sexy. no im kidding but it aint that bad. at least it wasnther asshole

mopi_fml 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 6:53

you act like you dint scratch it crotch and sniff ur fingers

lovesteph3523 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:48

scratch and sniff!

XxGingerBbyxX 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:50

Haha that's funny I'd definately hit it

smexiSGF 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:56

aha not normal =p

KingsBlade 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 3:20

wow only 2 comments? lol well that wouldn't bother me.

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Today, I realized that I'm jealous of my newly-divorced roommate. She has so much freedom now because her daughter lives 50/50 with her ex. I'm trying so hard keeping my household, relationship, work, and kids happy, and I'm tired and overwhelmed all of the time, while she goes on vacation with her new boyfriend. FML

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Today, my parents are on holiday, which means I have the house to myself. Wild parties? Hot girls? Loads of beer? No. Flu. FML

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Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding at the natural foods market. It's the first time I've seen a woman's nipple in over two years. I've been married for ten. FML

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Today, my dad informed me that I’d not be progressing into next year’s class because it’s a waste of money. But it’s fine because my twin will be learning for the both of us. FML

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