Wankers of the world unite!

By ari - 19/03/2012 05:49 - United States

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Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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ghostlilac 25

Did you not see the "hardcore ****" FML from earlier? :P

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IndianGiver 8

Invasion of male privacy is probably violating code 69 of the Dude Handbook.

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Red_Forman 0

Now listen here dumbass, that didnt even make any sense. If you're going yo say simething like that about this situaation, then you are doing the internet wrong!

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Incogneterpeter 1

Shup up dip shit he can post whatever he wants if you have a problem with it then give it a thumbs down and you typed him a message so ha can't listen to it so in that case you are doing the Internet wrong

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DocBastard 38

Is it because they perform top secret research on high tech weapons for the military? Dammit, tell me! I'm dying to know!

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The_Hitdude 12

^ He wasn't creating it, he was powering it up....if you know what I mean. ;)

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The_Troller 14

He's chargin' his laz0r...if you know what I mean.

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tpike1296 11

CHARGE SHOT.....NOW! (to anyone who gets this reference, you are awesome and should message me)

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supimnyancat 9

Why else would you think they would have it for?

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wallygolf 3

Tell him to put a sock on the doorknob next time he wants to spend quality time with the palm sisters

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Maybe he is using his socks for something more than just covering his feet?

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kinkyfemboislut 6

Your fault for not being decent enough to knock anyway.

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RedPillSucks 31

If it's OP's house, they don't have to knock. He should go to the bathroom if he want's to have a fap fest.

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mattorama 15

Nobody said they HAD to knock. Just that it's pretty damn rude not to. How would the OP like people bursting into their room without knocking?

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Mojjy 3

lol you gotta learn one way or another

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VictoriaSchultz 8

Boys get freaky behind closed doors! You never know what's going on

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Cynical_in_SK 6

Unless you open the door and just barge right in. Lol

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Cynical_in_SK 6

Oh come on OP...you liked it! Unless you're his mom or sister...then FYL. LOL

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