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Why do you always write twitch after your comments? That doesn't make YOU sound cool and makes me want to slap you... Just saying

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I agree that "just saying" is about the most annoying and childish end to a comment. All it shows is that you have no conviction to your point and probably wouldn't be able to back it up should a debate arise.

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I think, sometimes, "just saying" makes it appears casual, and hence less offensive. Like now: 65! It's "to", not "too". Just saying. =)

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I just wanted to bitch about something that mildly irritates me, Caps rage just seemed to my point across easier, it's just my opinion on the matter. I wasn't really trying to start a debate about simple minded, overused sayings.

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GoW_Chick, stop banging your head against the wall when simple people retort. It will only cause you further headache. I work with the public, and the average person is an idiot. Seeing how this is a public forum full of average people, I think you can postulate the logical conclusion. Hold your head high and know that there is a small minority on here that has a vocabulary. Isn't afraid to use it and you are in this small group. I enjoy your postings and tend to agree with your point of vie

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I know how you feel OP. When I was 8 I accidentally overheard my parents casually chatting about their morning activities. I had nightmares that night. O_O

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did you go get into trouble or something? all because you opened the door without their approval doesn't mean anything bad. what's the big deal? :(( FYL..I think?

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Well, she obviously lives for God, so then I can see some sort of reason for her obliviousness to sex. Them again, the whole book of Genesis seems to be about reproducing...

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^ um nope, i know a lot about sex. yes i went to middle school. i've had sex ed and health classes. but where does it say anything about sex in the FML? :O

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Next FML..."my wife and I thought we could atleast get an intimate moment alone at 6:30am away from the kids in the privacy of our bedroom....our kid had other plans"

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Thanks for the Sex Ed, 62. I remember hearing my Dad always asking my mom for sex, in the morning. I was petrified because I thought parents didn't have anymore sex after kids. What a dumbass I was.

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144 where do you think siblings come from? ;) but morning sex is only great if you are a morning person. I'd rather be sleeping :p

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As 15 said, morning sex is great. And that's why I would say you should always knock, especially at 6 30am. Some parents would prolly think that that's the only time they can have it, people usually sleeping deeper and whatnot.

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I used to think that there would be no way in hell my parents are having sex anymore ( 4 children youngest is 7 I am 18) the box of condoms which I found while actually trying to find a bandaid proved me wrong

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Either my parents rarely had sex or they were really good at hiding it because my room was right across the hall from theirs and most of my childhood they always had their door open.

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welll that's about the time i wake up for school. maybe OP left something in their room and needed to get it back ASAP? maybee! haha :)

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Attention echo, we have a code red situation. Reesespuffs has the the same picture as theninjabacon and nava1210. We need some backup. And lots of bacon.

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Why would op knock at 6:30 in the morning!?!?! He/She most likely thought they were asleep and probably did not want to wake them up by banging on their doors. I know when I get up for school and I need something from my parents room, I do not slam my fists on the door, rudely waking them up.

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#145 - you knock because your parents may be having sex, that's why. Don't slam your fists, just knock quietly.

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Either demotivational or epic fail I forget. I know it sounds awful, but my mom had a mild stroke awhile back and we tease her all the time about it. We have a family guy kind of sense of humor at my house.

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How is that too much information? I believe he conveyed a sufficient amount of data for us to know his parents are incredibly horny!

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Just ask your mom the next morning. Hey mom who's big daddy? Also make sure your dads in the room to it makes it better. That will keep them quiet for some time

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