Wankers of the world unite!

By ari - 19/03/2012 05:49 - United States

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Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML
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ghostlilac 25

Did you not see the "hardcore ****" FML from earlier? :P

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Doribella98 14

Trying to get first comment? You got it, but it's not a good one by just saying "Lol"

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n_epic_fail 14

What's with all these mom/sex FML's

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monkeysareyummy 0

*mom opens door* "what in the name of Holy shit are you doing???" "Uhhh... Cramp?"

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nublets 12

He was just trying to make the worlds first **** orchestra!

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Idonebeenhad 17

Please knock -.- .... Believe it or not, we're not always doing things like that, but some privacy is nice. I assume you enjoy your own privacy, right?

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kyarush 10

That's why I have a welcome mat. Giggity

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afunnyterdcody 5

Haha that is ****** hilariouse

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PegaDolphin 7

You have a welcome mat so that your mom can accidentally come in and find you jacking it? Wow same here bro

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DillonMidge03 3

What's hilarious is your grammar lmao

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straightxedge74 0

What's hilarious is how much of a tool you are.

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thgiL 9

Yeah it's annoying having people barge into your room, even if your not doing something this private... Families need boundaries to.

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Virtual_BS 13

Interesting how OP never stated exactly what she found out, but everybody knows.

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Giggles12 1

Hahah u spelled ******* and hilarious wrong

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jesse91 12

my parents still don't know the meaning of the word 'privacy', and i'm 21.

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iykwim1220 1

Yes, FYL indeed :P

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crystalxa 35

Have you been finding some crusty socks and towels?!

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

my family walks in while im in the shower or using the bathroom at all.. if the doors locked they jimmy it open

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gamercanadian 11

I read that's right in meowth's voice for some reason, like when he goes meowth that's right.

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thefaced 0

Mine says " No trespassing- bookstore will be shot, survivors will be shot again" yep... No one walked in on me yet!

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thefaced 0

DAMN AUTOCORRECT * violators... I have no clue why that happened?

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

I ******' died laughing at "Bookstore will be shot."

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MatheusRajuidas 5

You better at least knock next time. Or tell him to lock his door if he can.

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M3NT5HUN 0

Hey if you have one ...add me on FA http://www.furaffinity.net/user/sliifoxx/

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MatheusRajuidas 5

#62, YDI for being moderated.

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capper44 18

Y to lock it, where are your manners to knock!! However i bet that OP kid didnt have nob with lock...

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texashater75 16

No, but I bet he has a highly polished one.

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shihtzupup98 3

LOL!!!!! thanks for makin my day 100

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mikesvodka 1

I have officially lost IQ points reading that comment....my god

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ghostlilac 25

Did you not see the "hardcore ****" FML from earlier? :P

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iTz_x_BurneddPs3 0

What if this is the parents side of it ? :o

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kamikrazy 6

Anyone else went back to read the FML about hardcore ****?

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FiFiLovee 26

It's 2014 now.. I didn't get to read the FML about the hardcore ****. :(

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laden_swallow09 34

ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE! I thought everyone knew that? Evidently not. YDI for not reading the warnings. They're more than decoration. -.-

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PenFifteen_fml 0

Guys, there's no menu button on my tablet, so I can only type responds. It updated to the honeycomb version, just to let you know.

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DaKillaMafia 2

All I have on my door is a US flag patch that the military uses.

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Tits_N_Turbos 20

There's a British Version of that, you know, the one your guys keep 'accidentally' shooting at.......

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RacerX1695 1

All I have on my door is a couple of knife marks from when a friend was demonstrating how his stabbing and slashing techniques were unbeatable.

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M3NT5HUN 0

I don't have a door :/ I have a couch

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dylanmurre 4

I don't have to worry about it.... Because I moved out when I turned 19.

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xcarxcrashx 9

Wooooow you guys and your doors! So interesting!!!

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Xephyr 1

All I have is a sign that says "Don't come in, I'm probably masturbating."

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nm11 4

I read your profile hehehe :) For number 31 btw -.-

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ouchie1013 0

this really weird cuz my door has a sign that says 'daddy's girl.' *shutters*

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derpspot 2

Did he look in your eyes and finish like a boss?

bingababe 16

Win for the reference but fail for using the most disgusting one!!

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monkeysareyummy 0

Incest... Yuck.

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meihua 19

Nothing the OP says hints to a relationship.... Maybe the OP is a girlfriend or a friend

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Dracoboxer357 35

10- If I walked in on you "double clicking your mouse", would you look me dead in the eyes and finish like a boss? No? Good, cause I usually don't get embarrassed by much and I'd stare right back. :p I'd also think you had some mental defect. What I'm curious about is why you think they might. Reflecting much? ;P (Yes I'm teasing you somewhat, don't take it personal.). ;p

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

The first thing that came to my mind is "Oh my god you sick ****".(Assuming the OP is the mom) This comment is safe to say it can induce vomiting. In my opinion anyway haha.

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thisiswilli_fml 5

Damn I would never me able to finish while looking in YOUR eyes....

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derpspot 2

First off: just a joke and a referencing comment. Second, no where on here does it say OP was the mom could have been friend, girlfriend or guest. Also, embarrassment is for ******* ladies and gentlemen. (: same way everyone poops; everyone masterbates.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

@111 you're more perverted than the 14 year olds going through puberty, and embarrassment is for *******? just leave, this is fml the place full of embarrassments *facepalm*

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Amarve 4

When is this over used joke going to get old..?

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Mariebaz 11

Bahaha I do not envy you. FYL indeed.

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