Cars and Transportation: Useless

Useless

By markyvilla - 15/04/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

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By lance - 12/03/2010 12:10 - Canada

Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML

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Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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By amayasoma - 12/08/2013 18:54 - United States - Houma

Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2012 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

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Vandals!

By volvo_owner - 10/02/2021 02:01 - Germany - Harsefeld

Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2012 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Friday 15 April 2011 6:00

You've been naked for days? What a coincidence, so have I! :D ...Oh, that's not what you meant? Then your missin out on the fun!(;

andres19 0

Friday 15 April 2011 5:58

shattering windows is part of the thrill when breaking into cars

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G6chick 0

Friday 15 April 2011 21:28

my criminal friends always check u got robbed by stupid ppl

missy_n 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 0:24

Whats the significance of mentioning Sushi???

mawang_sky 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:42

at least they didt steal ur car

I_Iz_B_FORK 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:46

Amy all doors on the side?

jshfznbkr 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 2:01

the point of sushi and getting dressed up was to show she hasnt been out the house in days! otherwise they would have noticed sooner when the car was broken into

FreebirdIII 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 4:20

I have CD's and silly bandz for sale. Free OBO.

Sleventeen 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 13:59

sooo you most likely didn't leave your car unlocked.. after the thief smashed your window, opened your door, and stole your shit, it's highly unlikely that they would re-lock your doors for you. ...just saying

ErfurtCity83 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 14:11

lol. The door was open because the robber has opening after breaking The window ;)... how he should get in anyway? more thinking. ..

hobbes2347 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:46

or maybe they busted out the window and unlocked the car to be able to get in on both sides, as people do this kind of thing together. I'm sure you locked your car.