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By  Draminicaus  |  7

There is such a thing as constructive criticism. Wait until a time when sex isn't on the brain and then start a conversation about things that do and don't turn each other on. In a very nice way, explain to him that kissing like the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube-man just doesn't do it for you and politely give him pointers. His ego might be hurt a little bit by it, so try to keep it as caring and considerate as possible. Keywords: NICELY, POLITELY, CONSIDERATE, PENGUIN

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  mitchie11  |  14

While I do find this fml to be humorous, I must ask, what's so wrong with that? I mean, maybe for a first kiss he shouldn't have gone all wild on you but when appropriate, getting wild with that tongue can be a turn on. Just sayin...

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  jvibertyo  |  9

I get where you guys are all coming from but it's a friends with benefits type thing that comes first, obviously the couple are attracted, it would be going pretty fast to go from friends straight to dating, but making out is a bit too much without dating, although if you're not allowed to date, then I understand what 9 is saying, just because 9 makes out with people before dating, doesn't mean 9's a slut,

By  Draminicaus  |  7

There is such a thing as constructive criticism. Wait until a time when sex isn't on the brain and then start a conversation about things that do and don't turn each other on. In a very nice way, explain to him that kissing like the wacky-waving, inflatable, arm-flailing tube-man just doesn't do it for you and politely give him pointers. His ego might be hurt a little bit by it, so try to keep it as caring and considerate as possible. Keywords: NICELY, POLITELY, CONSIDERATE, PENGUIN

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  DocBastard  |  7

"Listen babe, I really like you and I want to make this work. But the tongue lashing is over the top. I really need you to be more considerate when we make out. Be gentle. Kiss nicely, not too aggressHOLY SHIT A FUCKING PENGUIN!! OH MY GOD!!!" Like that?

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  starile  |  7

These things can definitely also be corrected while making out. *Show* him how you want it done; take it slow and he will follow. For some people, making out (or sex) takes practice, and so instead of just taking his odd kissing technique, help him refine it into something you enjoy. He'd rather please you than not, so start working with him now!

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