Twang

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
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elchapin562 0

i don't get it, why would fat be painful?

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sublime93 0

That was a lot of extra information to just say "Today, I'm fat. FML"

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Ludaman44 0

Its your fault for getting to that point. Sorry.

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LatinoHeat 0

YDI for not wearing your Clay Aiken thong.

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nodbor 11

your stomach is hitting you in the nuts?

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blasticks 0

fat piece of SHIT! your your ***** ass off the couch on take a jog arounf the fing block

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chinisse_sayu 0

better than a hernia. i had an operation when i was 4. & if you did have a hernia, it's not like you could have seen it. Better start taking care of yourself there :)

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matiekayo 9

Wow guys be nicer to OP. I'm not saying "oh maybe they have a medical condition" or anything. What I'm saying is that I'm sure Op knows they're large, and maybe they are doing something about it. Either way, you've never seen or spoken to OP so you have no right to be "repulsed" because they are fat. It's not your life. I'm sure they're reminded every time they look in the mirror, so you don't have to. They need support and not fat shaming.

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