Twang

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
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elchapin562 0

i don't get it, why would fat be painful?

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sublime93 0

That was a lot of extra information to just say "Today, I'm fat. FML"

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Starchild21 3

Self-realization of one's own shortcoming is a true FML, as it makes them self-conscious and lose their self-esteem, probably bringing on anorexia or other disorders. Good luck OP ______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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MollyisCuute 0

Well why don't you exercise instead of submitting an FML then? Retard.

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Entity4Infinity 0

well obviously theres always the excersize excuse but this is an fml because its something you just kinda notice and it hits you hard - as for the guy fyl girl ydi comment thats rediculous... girls have the worst problem of losing weight cuz they care too much and this is where disorders come in you dont know the age this person is and the younger you are the more you think about it im a teen .. not overweight but not high metabolism skinny if you know what i mean and ive been doing diets and stuff... easier said than done. someone feels like crap when they realise how fat they are or becoming and its not something you can say ... well tomorrow will be better... cuz it takes longer than getting over some of the fmls on here

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MollyisCuute 0

i'm high metabolism skinny :)

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Entity4Infinity 0

then u dont have to worry about it then some of us do

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itschris 0

LMBO dique " ydi fatty patty " lOl oh God. well diet and exercise is yer solutiOn buddy-o :)

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Rydizzle 0

this is the dumbest FML Ive ever read. you woke up and foundout that youre fat?

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beaman123 0

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chowyuk 0

who moderated this crap

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DameGreyWulf 0

Hm. I get "twang"s too, but only because I'm out of shape and not because I'm FAT and out of shape. If you're disgusted with yourself, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT...

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LewJH 0

How do you feel a twang? You can't feel onomatopoeia...

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TysonFawlay 0

HAHAHAH STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN ******* FAT YOU DISGUSTING LARD CASE But it's cute of you to try to save the whales by becoming one.

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Monado 0

Who says he wasn't trying to lose the weight? Are you ignorant and so self-absorbed to make fun of other people to try and better your low self-esteem?

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