Twang

By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 14:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
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elchapin562 0

i don't get it, why would fat be painful?

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sublime93 0

That was a lot of extra information to just say "Today, I'm fat. FML"

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blah123blah 0

Either way, you should still be repulsed.

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_MLSBIDGAF 0

I moderated this ! I laughed super hard when i read it x] Lolll.

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Ligerie 0

So you gained a giant fat tumor over night? Or did you eat a small whale before going to bed? How did it twang? The image in my brain from your spare tire appearing one morning is burning.

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CaileeChristine 0

Did you warm up your body before you stretched? Your muscles are like a piece of gum left in a car; if you leave a stick of gum in a car during the winter and then try to bend it, it will snap. The same goes for your muscles. If you leave a piece of gum in a car during the summer, you can stretch it very easily. Again, just like your muscles. Never ever ever stretch with cold muscles.

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LatinoHeat 0

YDI for imagining you were looking at Clay Aiken in the mirror.

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waterynuggets 0

If you're gonna troll, at least be funny. Jesus christ.

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RatIsKing 0

you are posting the fact that you forgot you were fat on FML. wow. you need a life

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RatIsKing 0

#43: lose your obsession for clay Aiken. you posted comments of him on 2 fmls. it's not funny.

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craig003 0

but apparently not repulsed enough to go out and exercise.

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