Gross, Awkward, Airplanes and Health: Turbulence

ABSOLUTELY politely and quietly tell the flight attendant. They may move you and they will almost certainly spray down that seat. If you say nothing, you're pretty much wishing lice on the next person to ride the plane in that seat....

Snuffleupaguss 15

Friday 27 December 2013 0:56

How can it possibly be a "you deserve it" was she not supposed to fly wherever she needed to be? Seriously? ......

mpearmain 5

Friday 27 December 2013 1:15

you seriously deserved it.

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Friday 27 December 2013 3:57

My Ultimate fear wow I would of found a new seat I hope that exactly what you did.

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