Love, School, Relatable and Parents: Truth bomb

Truth bomb

By cdaniel2 - 12/02/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home, venting to my parents about how I never get asked out by any of the guys at school. My Dad's words of wisdom were, "Don't worry, looks don't matter so much in college. Once they've had a few beers in them, they'll date anything." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 276

You deserved it 4 639

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By arch maester shavayalsharashion - 26/07/2015 17:29 - United Kingdom - Surbiton

Today, I was pouring my heart out to my dad about how I'm such a loser and how I have no friends. He listened sympathetically, until his phone buzzed with a text message. He said, "Balls, the guys from work wanna get shitfaced!" and took a rain check on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 808

You deserved it 2 930

By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 08:50 - Australia

Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 181

You deserved it 4 017

By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 12:27 - United States - New York

Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 519

You deserved it 1 874

By what even - 14/05/2015 22:17 - United States - Athens

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 621

You deserved it 4 850

By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 17:42 - Zambia

Today, my dad drunkenly confessed that the reason he never gave me the sex talk was because he figured that I'm too weird-looking and socially awkward to ever get laid. He's right, all too right. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 196

You deserved it 2 384

By WayToGoDaddyHo - 08/07/2015 06:17 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 964

You deserved it 1 830

By adalia - 19/07/2009 17:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists are out of my league. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 223

You deserved it 4 945

By Anonymous - 09/03/2015 12:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 359

You deserved it 3 519

By Noname - 13/03/2009 20:54 - United States

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 884

You deserved it 30 097

By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 736

You deserved it 3 420

Blre 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 22:36

I wouldn't say they'd date anything...more like they'd f**k anything.

suyci 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:42

yep, thats how we men are, blunt and realistic :P

Comments

mechwarrior 0

Friday 13 February 2009 16:24

Well, if he said otherwise, you might have set your expectations higher. And thus feel even more depressed when nobody in college would date you.

d_dh2310 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 9:43

# 25.. AHAHAHAHAHAH and sorry your dad isn't sensitive.. but that is HILARIOUS

carlos_oac 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:33

Your daddy is an asshole, i bet you're a very smart and sensitive girl, and that there is a lot of guys seeking for someone like you!

tateno 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 6:49

wow, your dad seems really nice lol

ertw 0

Monday 11 May 2009 19:14

i dont want to be an asshole, but anyone can be decent looking if they make an effort, and if you're decent looking and not a bitch/whiny(which you seem to be)/crazy, someone will ask you out. so tone down the whining, make an effort and this wont be a problem any more

sof_kraken 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 2:29

pics? :/

lampshade131 0

Friday 17 July 2009 14:30

thats some great and accurate advice.

epicfail13337 4

Sunday 2 August 2009 3:04

He's being mean, but he's right....don't go out with drunk guys though, when they sober up and see you weren't as pretty as they thought, it'll be a really big FML.