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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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fullyhalfempty 0

You're a winner to me, Ben.

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Sucks for you Ben. #2, your comment..... ftw?

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totem_fml 0

Thats what happens when you suck in the sack... Its okay. I remember when i was a ******..

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thyestes 0

sold your Harley then?

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jamie_leeann23 0

awe Ben, ydi for being such a uninspiring douche.

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supmofukka 0

awww....stop being a loser and holding people back for years at a time and this wont happen anymore, promise.

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elektrafox 0

that wasn't even mildly funny

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Seventytimeseven 0

Was this perhaps because you didn't get her a present or forgot? Or were you maybe drunk? Normally people don't just dump someone after 2 years for holding them back out of the blue. I'm sorry but you probably deserved the dumping at least.

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LauraTheKiwi 0

Hello, Ben. Say happy birthday to your ex girlfriend. :P

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IndigoKitty 3

when are they going to install a "its a god thing" button? so some girl broke up with you. obviously there were problems. maybe you deserve it and maybe you don't, either way your life isn't ******. now mope a bit, get out there, find someone new and start again. its called life. deal with it.

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