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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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fullyhalfempty 0

You're a winner to me, Ben.

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kravitzz1990 0

I agree with #23

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anjyu22 0

Hi Ben. Time to get a job and a new gf, I guess.

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xgymchickx23 0

hello Ben. I agree that wasn't very nice

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Nellybert 0

Unless she's a supermodel and you've been the luckiest gimp alive for two years, you'll get over it. If you think about it, we pretty much only get one relationship that works out, so every one before that is doomed to fail!

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DanishDame 0

I have pitty on you. For not beeing prepared. You probably didn't even see it coming?! But still, you could as well deserve it. Although 2 years is a long time, she propably just felt like your relationship was stuck in a borring place. And she might have tried to tell you she wanted to change that. But men aren't good at stuff like that.

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