Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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fullyhalfempty 0

You're a winner to me, Ben.

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milerrrs_xoxo 0

aww Ben:) were all here for you in some way or another. that girl of yours was probably a bitch anyway.

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kaylapple 1

great gift for her... but not so much for you.

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mustasho 0

hi bren nice to meet you :P

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Nadeslos 4

Hey Ben, she's the loser for leaving you. Chin up bro. This is a blessing in disguise!

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chupacabra141 9

Come on guys. He just lost someone he cared about for two years. Stop being insensitive asshole because you don't know if he ******* deserved it

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princess151617 4

Aw. You sound sweet ben. Very honest and sarcastic. Lol I'm sorry but ur just precious. " Hello my name is ben , and I am that loser. " :) cheer up

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Megan98 18

This feels like one of those things on tv, where people all sit in a circle and discuss their problems. Oh my fish sticks, why do I think of these things....

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hiwazup_24 4

She is good in the bed.

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