Traumatic, but funny

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML
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Chubtubdaplaya 0

Hahaha, this has to be one of the funniest FML's. I hope you weren't hurt!

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GrandeCarne 0

HAHAHAHA thats a double whammy, lose your valuables and your pride

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

ydi for being ugly

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triplethreat13 0

i say FYL for being mugged. why the f*** would you ask that though? what did you think he would say? "i'm not mugging you, i wanted a closer look at your purse. is that prada?"

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Rachelgrl1989 0

I think the real FML is that you're getting mugged. It's funny that he insulted your looks also, but I wouldn't think into it

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DameGreyWulf 0

"Are you mugging me!?" keeps making me think of a raunchy scenario I wrote... "Are you ******* me in the face!?"

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waterynuggets 0

Uh yeah FYL for being mugged. Why you give a shit if someone who's ROBBING YOU finds you attractive or not is another mindboggling story.

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OhhandyT 0

Getting mugged while insulted = fail

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shineyourlight_x 0

I don't think I actually believe this. haha.

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paper_flowers 0

At least he didn't rape you. --That's what popped into my head when I read this. Unfortunately, #50 beat me to it... Anyway.

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theGman915 0

IM ASSUMING EITHER BRIDGEPORT HARTFORD MERIDEN WATERBURY NEW HAVEN NEW BRITIAN OR SOMEOTHER HELL HOLE THIS HAPPENED IN!!

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