Embarrassing, Awkward and Holidays: Traditional

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ghana - Accra

Today, I'm on holiday in Ghana. After having worn an anklet I bought here for the past two weeks, I was told that it's used by the local prostitutes to advertise their trade. FML

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MeowZebraMeow 7

Friday 3 May 2013 2:28

And in two weeks you haven't had any offers? Don't change your occupation just yet.

kelseythompson 27

Friday 3 May 2013 2:29

Just imagine how hard the seller laughed at you.. he/she was probably thinking you were an idiot tourist lol

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delphin237 7

Friday 3 May 2013 21:35

Oh well.

delphin237 7

Friday 3 May 2013 21:35

Oh well.

dohdohdoh 13

Saturday 4 May 2013 3:58

How much? Is that long time or short time?

babygirl83150 8

Saturday 4 May 2013 20:32

Who goes to Ghana on vacation (unless OP is a missionary)? - A dozy, ignorant ******* of a Yank.

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 5 May 2013 1:22

"Wow, the men are so friendly here! They must really like tourists."

amalraj 1

Monday 6 May 2013 19:04

so, no one called you for 2 weeks? I agree,your life sucks,,

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