Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Health: Tough shit

Tough shit

By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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You deserved it 3 914

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Stranger danger

By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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On the run

By Airplane crap - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Leavenworth

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

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GrossAir

By Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

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You deserved it 154

Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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You deserved it 2 715

Well done!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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You deserved it 5 023

Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 194

You deserved it 3 000

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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You deserved it 2 941

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 231

You deserved it 7 910

Liar liar, poop on fire

By Peter - 10/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, I was working at the restaurant where I wash dishes. Everyone thinks I'm a tech intern. My buddy Go Synco-ed me and so I had to capture whatever I was doing at the moment. I ran to the restroom, took my tee off and took a pic, stating, "I'm at home taking a shower." There was a guy behind me pooping. FML

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You deserved it 5 302

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:10

*Cue the shitty puns*

TenderizeMe 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:08

MUWHA

Comments

ColorfulDonut 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:17

tasty :)

DANamic 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:17

I guess you could open the door a little to let some air in. If your runs were really that bad, I think the smell would do you justice by intoxicating the people outside. Oh well.

bytch69blvd 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:18

More like F Their Lives for having to go in after you...try staying home when you have the runs. It usually works out better in the end for everyone.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:51

I'm going to guess they probably didn't have that problem before they got to the fair since they had it "really bad", that isn't usually indicative of an ability to run off somewhere and usually keeps you on the toilet for a while . It is more than likely something that was caused by eating fairground food. That would be the best bet I think if the OP is a guy. If the OP is female it could have been a kind of sudden onset occurrence announcing to them that they will be getting their period soon. I know a lot of women that have that problem.

Pizzamaster 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:19

Ask them how they would like it I you walked out unfinished. That will shut them up.

krushr 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:22

Sounds like a hairy situation. Eh? Eh?

savs11 13

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:31

more shitty then hairy.

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:33

when whoever was banging on the door gets in, cram something in the latch so the door will not open. then topple the thing on it's side. them say "hey hurry up in there!!". see how they like it :)