Transportation, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Gross and Airplanes: GrossAir

GrossAir

By Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

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You deserved it 153

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Nolongeracriminal 15

Sunday 5 November 2023 2:06

I didn't realize it until after I got back to my seat. I definitely wasn't going to touch that. Nothing like walking thru an airport with no shoes on.

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Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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You deserved it 2 920

By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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You deserved it 2 081

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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Well done!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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You deserved it 5 021

Say it, don't spray it

By ... - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 4 November 2023 15:14

"I've had enough of these motherf*cking ***** on this motherf*cking plane!"

Jendaflooid 5

Saturday 4 November 2023 23:10

If it was a sandal, couldn't you have taken it off and washed it in the bathroom while you were in there?

Comments

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 4 November 2023 15:14

"I've had enough of these motherf*cking ***** on this motherf*cking plane!"

Hangryko 29

Saturday 4 November 2023 16:15

FYL for your experience, but YDI for not starting your FML with "Today."

Nolongeracriminal 15

Sunday 5 November 2023 2:07

Wasn't going to lie an say that it was today, because it wasn't. Sorry to you for me being honest.

Alan 54

Sunday 5 November 2023 6:10

It's actually my fault, I usually correct the stories but this time I forget the most important part! Fixed!

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 7 November 2023 8:56

Well, it's today now.

Jendaflooid 5

Saturday 4 November 2023 23:10

If it was a sandal, couldn't you have taken it off and washed it in the bathroom while you were in there?

Nolongeracriminal 15

Sunday 5 November 2023 2:06

I didn't realize it until after I got back to my seat. I definitely wasn't going to touch that. Nothing like walking thru an airport with no shoes on.