Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Health: Tough shit

Tough shit

By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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You deserved it 3 914

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Stranger danger

By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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You deserved it 31 734

On the run

By Airplane crap - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Leavenworth

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

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You deserved it 4 219

GrossAir

By Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

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You deserved it 154

Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 281

You deserved it 2 715

Well done!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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You deserved it 5 023

Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

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You deserved it 3 000

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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You deserved it 2 941

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 4 449

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 231

You deserved it 7 910

Liar liar, poop on fire

By Peter - 10/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Boca Raton

Today, I was working at the restaurant where I wash dishes. Everyone thinks I'm a tech intern. My buddy Go Synco-ed me and so I had to capture whatever I was doing at the moment. I ran to the restroom, took my tee off and took a pic, stating, "I'm at home taking a shower." There was a guy behind me pooping. FML

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You deserved it 5 302

marinus_fml 19

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:10

*Cue the shitty puns*

TenderizeMe 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:08

MUWHA

Comments

bamfxd 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:58

That's what I call a shitty situation.

outsidebox 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:13

that's what I call a terrible over used pun.

bamfxd 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:21

I mean't to be corny. Thought that was pretty obvious.

heyhihello95 12

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:01

then you shouldn't have eaten all that shitty fair food.

mystifi 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:18

sounds like you're in a shitty situation.. ohwait..

TheShard1994 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:31

*sigh* The jokes here are getting more and more crappy..

mintcar 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:20

Porta-Potties are already absolutely disgusting to begin with. I feel sorry for anyone who had to go in after you.

MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:31

Damn that sux af... Bet you were like really embarassed

SpectSelf 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:44

if they don't like it, they could've gone in the bushes or spelled their name on a wall.

cally72 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:45

you should have started shouting NNNGGGHHH EEEEEEEGGGHHH AHHHGG OOOHHHHPPHHH !!!!!! Lmfao.

iloveyuPooki 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:50

that sucks but I've always hated those people who crap in those things. it makes it impossible to use after you've seen what someone has done b4 yu + the smell.