Work: Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and...

By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2020 20:00

Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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By amburrr - 03/08/2009 00:59 - United States

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By Cultus - 05/06/2018 19:00

Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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redroses5 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf

amelinat 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:22

Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"

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arienh4 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:39

#9 It's a small typo he overlooked, it's not like it's a major grammatical error.

lexi_lu 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:46

Haha do you work in hollywood tans??

Luckster 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:49

On the bright side, her tan is probably really messed up on her legs now!

onigiriqueen 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:59

God, I hate stupid people DX

ditlihi 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 11:11

and people always think it's guys that pee everywhere. I used to work in a department store and some woman would pee in the dressing room about once a month. What she European? They pee everywhere.

coolster56 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:20

actually retarded idiot they don't American guys pee on random things way more. and i bet you haven't even been to europe or know mire than 3 Europeans so say your untrue shit somewhere else

tempaccount 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 11:34

Considering the kinds of people who get fake tans, I'm not really surprised.

Thehappygoose 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 11:46

This might be fake.... A couple of weeks ago there was a FML about a girl that pissed herself because she got scared when the self - tanning process started.... or it could just happen alot....