Work: Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and...

By lover21 - 08/05/2009 23:17 - United States

Today, while working at my tanning salon, a woman came in and I put her in a booth, which are all stand up. After she comes out, I go in to clean it and realize that floor is all wet. I questioned her about it and she replies, "Oh, I peed, that's not a drain?". FML

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Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By tgstreaks - 23/04/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan for the first time. Naked, I climbed into the booth. When the machine started I became frightened by the loud roar of the spray and couldn't breathe. I pissed myself out of fear. I now have river-like streaks down both legs where the pee washed my tan away. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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redroses5 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf

amelinat 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:22

Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"

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LouieG2OO7 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:14

I would of been like, HEY! THAT'S WHAT A BATHROOM IS FOR!

redroses5 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:19

Should have said "No, and I'm sorry, I didn't know you didn't have a brain" Who the **** pees in a tanning salon? wtf

kosherkraut 5

Thursday 17 February 2011 9:42

I pee at the tanning salon all the time. But I use the restroom.

24788 6

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:21

I hate when people just assume. It really ***** up your day.

amelinat 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:22

Oh my god you're joking! I guess you really can't underestimate stupidity! Now you will have to post a notice saying "Customers please note: Tanning booths are not toilets"

shoegal808 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:26

EW! What kind of woman would do that while getting a spray tan?!

beansprouts 6

Saturday 15 September 2012 21:36

I would assume that it was a stand and tan, not spray tan, as spray tan rooms usually do have a drain in the floor for cleaning (I've worked at one) and usually someone has to spray you down, so they would notice you peeing on the floor, where as stand and tan you go in the room alone and get into an upright tanning bed.

Thassodar 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 10:28

There are just some people who can't resist peeing when they're standing there naked. In a booth. Being sprayed by tanning solu... I don't know where that was going.